Keith Brodbeck ncrs #60464
365 Mount Pleasant Rd, Hanover, PA 17331
717-624-4288
Nowhere Man on Corvette Foramen - more like Nobody's boy
Corvette Foramen Author: 37,000+ Flotsam and Jetsams of Knowledge
Remember his Birthday - Date Of Birth September 17, 1984
It is remarkable how the internet bestows credibility. The greater the volume and magnitude of participation means the trustworthiness, reliability, integrity & character must be factually accurate and worthwhile for the worlds knowledge base. (What a load of krap :)
Recently I read his thoughtful remembrance of the early 1990's at Carlisle.
Carlisle August 1990 - Keith was 5 Year Old. I remember him clearly at Carlisle as we discussed Sartre, Hemingway, Archimedes & Sesame Street as well as Sponge Bob. Just a brilliant prodigy.
Carlisle August 1991 - Keith was 6 Year Old & had just finished First Grade at New Oxford Elementary School & we discussed his advice to President Bush regarding the First Gulf War. A brilliant tactician.
Carlisle August 1992 - Keith was 7 Year Old & said he was voting for Bill Clinton & Big Bird in November. Very mature looking & tall.
Carlisle August 1993 - Keith was 8 Year Old & recalled how he rescued people from the World Trade Center after the bombing. Said the Nobel Prize committee was nominating him for a Hungarian or was it Humanitarian Award.
Carlisle August 1994 - Keith was 9 Year Old & he revealed that he had concrete evidence to present at OJ Simpsons murder trail but swore me to secrecy. This was the very last year we set up at Carlisle with our high cube van to sell tone of parts. Sold that van in September.
Carlisle August 1995 - Keith was 10 Year Old I let a stranger use one of my vacant Carlisle spaces & he gave me the winning ticket for the 1975 Corvette Carlisle Give-A-Way car. Then Keith told me how he had ordered his new 1975 Corvette. A factual combination Jules Vernes Time Machine & Poltergeist.
Carlisle August 1996 - Keith was 11 Year Old & said he actually authored Noland Adams tomes but the publisher forgot to include his contributions. (See photo at the top.)
Carlisle August 1997 - Keith was 12 Year Old & said he assisted cloning Dolly the sheep via artificial insemination.
Carlilse August 1998 - Keith was 13 Year Old & said the FDA approved Viagra for ED following his contribution to testing.
Carlisle August 1999 Keith was 14 Year Old & had just graduated from New Oxford Middle School where he was selected as the foremost authority on all Corvettes beating out Zora & Dolly in a poll.
Carlisle August 2000 - Keith was 15 Year Old and solved the Y2K computer conundrum. We no longer would speak as I felt he outclassed me with his superior knowledge base of everything, everywhere particularly Farcebook, ebay, Twitter, Instagram, Grinder, MySpace, Linkedin, Corvette Foramen & the Library of Congress.
Another brilliant internet author of much meaningless blather. Unfortunately I have had amnesia from 2001 forward. And I do not know this presently 35 year wunderkind. Last I heard, Keith was a speech writer for Joe Biden.
(Actually - me thinks he is a young blow hard puffing up his internet Foramen resume by linking his persona to me and I never even brought diapers to Carlisle for these sages)